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#5426 - Saxton Hale's Patronus is Neville Longbottom
Tags: Harry Potter
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#5425 - 42 is no longer the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Saxton Hale is.
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#5424 - Saxton Hale can use Super Sonic with no Chaos Emeralds or Rings. In the Death Egg Zone.
Tags: Sonic
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#5423 - Saxton Hale is the reason why Cheetahmen 2 will never be finished.
Tags: Action 52, Cheetahmen 2
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#5422 - Thanksgiving Day used be to called Tanks Gibbing Day until it was much more efficent to eat the turkeys.
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#5421 - Fac # 4654 is false, because if a control point belonged to Saxton Hale, it would never be captured.
Tags: Team Fortress 2
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#5420 - Saxton Hale is Saxton Hale. Are YOU Saxton Hale? Course not, don't be silly. Noone's Saxton Hale. 'Cept Saxton Hale. I get paid every time I say Saxton Hale!
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#5419 - Saxton Hale can do nothing and still get a Klondike bar.
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#5418 - Saxton Hale's hands are specially made to kill people twice.
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#5417 - Saxton Hale can 360 noscope with a Machina. Of course, such idiocy belongs to CoDpiece hippies. All Hale needs is his DAMN BARE HANDS.
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#5416 - Why do the Red and Blue teams still wear their uniforms even though they're fighting together for the same company? Ha! As if Saxton Hale owuld let them wear purple!
Tags: Mann vs Machine
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#5415 - There are an infinite amount of Saxton Hale in the universe, because every last atom is entangled with infinite others.
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#5414 - Every time a page of Jungle Brawl is read, Saxton Hale decimates a gorilla
Tags: Selfish Beast, Gorillas, Jungle Brawl
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#5413 - Saxton Hale is revered to in the ancient ronaldite language as "Gharam Akh'tura", meaning "Destroyer of all Evil Gorillas"
Tags: Selfish Beast, Gorillas, Jungle Brawl
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#5412 - At the height of the Gorilla war, when all mankind was about to be slain by the Heliospan Gorilla, Saxton Hale destroyed it by simply staring at it.
Tags: Heliospan Gorilla, Gorilla, Selfish Beast, Jungle Brawl
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#5411 - Saxton Hale once slaughtered an entire underground city of Gorillas, with his bare fists.
Tags: gorilla, jungle brawl, selfish beasts
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#5410 - Eyery time someone whines about Half-Life 3, Saxton Hale forces Gaben (at bare damn hand-point) to delay it another month.
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#5409 - Whitney's Miltank is so hard to take down because Saxton Hale gave it badass lessons. No one knows why Mr. Saxton Hale didn't just turn the Miltank into steaks.
Tags: pokemon
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#5408 - Saxton Hale secretly acquired Fighting is Magic. Lauren Faust is now legally required to create a quadrupedal roster of four-legged fists. Flutterfist is best fist, by the way.
Tags: Ponies, MLP, FIM, Fighting is Magic, My Bare Damn Hands: Fighting is Magic
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#5407 - What does the scouter say about Saxton Hale's power level? It's Over... over... DAMN THAT'S A LOT OF ZEROS
Tags: Dragon Ball Z
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#5406 - Samson, the parasite that lives on Filia's head from Skullgirls is actually Saxton Hale's very first chest hair to be removed by him because he thought it was too weak for his manly status at the age of 10.
Tags: Skullgirls, WTF?
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#5405 - Brock Samson pisses himself at the mere mention of Saxton Hale's name.
Tags: Venture Brothers, Brock Samson
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#5404 - Stay out of Saxton Hale's shed.
Tags: Pony.mov, MLP, ponies
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#5403 - Saxton Hale destroys all the bricks in the wall
Tags: Pink Floyd
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#5402 - People say My Little Pony Friendship Is magic needs to be more mannly Saxton Hale says it is alredy mannly then puches them to the sun WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!
Tags: MLP FIM
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