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#5409 - Whitney's Miltank is so hard to take down because Saxton Hale gave it badass lessons. No one knows why Mr. Saxton Hale didn't just turn the Miltank into steaks.
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#5408 - Saxton Hale secretly acquired Fighting is Magic. Lauren Faust is now legally required to create a quadrupedal roster of four-legged fists. Flutterfist is best fist, by the way.
Tags: Ponies, MLP, FIM, Fighting is Magic, My Bare Damn Hands: Fighting is Magic
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#5407 - What does the scouter say about Saxton Hale's power level? It's Over... over... DAMN THAT'S A LOT OF ZEROS
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#5406 - Samson, the parasite that lives on Filia's head from Skullgirls is actually Saxton Hale's very first chest hair to be removed by him because he thought it was too weak for his manly status at the age of 10.
Tags: Skullgirls, WTF?
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#5405 - Brock Samson pisses himself at the mere mention of Saxton Hale's name.
Tags: Venture Brothers, Brock Samson
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#5404 - Stay out of Saxton Hale's shed.
Tags: Pony.mov, MLP, ponies
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#5403 - Saxton Hale destroys all the bricks in the wall
Tags: Pink Floyd
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#5402 - People say My Little Pony Friendship Is magic needs to be more mannly Saxton Hale says it is alredy mannly then puches them to the sun WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!
Tags: MLP FIM
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#5401 - Saxton Hale's favorite pony in MLP FIM is Fluttershy
Tags: MLP FIM, Fluttershy
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#5400 - The British never came because Saxton Hale said so.
Tags: british, lol, American Revolution
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#5399 - Celestia is actually Saxton Hale in a costume. He has one damn good fist voice.
Tags: MLP:FiM, ponies
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#5398 - Saxton Hale does not have a God Complex. God has a Saxton Hale Complex.
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#5397 - Saxton Hale can defeat Rainbow Titan... WITH HIS BARE HANDS!
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#5396 - Saxton Hale vs Chuck Norris = big bang
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#5395 - Saxton Hale can lift the earth. using nothing but his penis
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#5394 - Gray Mann has taken over Saxton Hale Facts. What now bitches?
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#5393 - Saxton Hale once urinated at a Pumpkin. This Pumpkin is now known as the Horseless Headless Horseman.
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#5392 - Saxton Hale only carries his Hale's Own Unusual Custom Uncrated Genuine Rare Valve Pure Australium Fists of Steel, painted Australium Gold, and only dealing critical hits, when he is fighting hippies, animals, and robots. In VSH, he uses an Escape Plan disguised as his BARE HANDS.
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#5391 - Saxton Hale once killed a ghost by simply pointing his finger at him and saying "Boo".
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#5390 - Saxton Hale doesn't bitch about an update that was filled with hats that was also entirely community made, he just plays the damn game.
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#5389 - Saxton Hale passed his education with THIS THUMB! *Picks thumb up*
Tags: Uhmm...
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#5388 - Saxton Hale laps people in a payload race while running with the intel.
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#5387 - Saxton Hale wrote a majority of the world's lost holy texts. He is also a prophet of Ronaldism.
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#5386 - Saxton Hale doesn't know everything, but if he wants to, he can.
Tags: Knowledge
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#5385 - Saxton Hale doesn't need a Religion to worship, God IS Saxton Hale himself.
Tags: Awesome
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