Saxton Hale Facts http://saxtonhalefacts.net en-us Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:44:00 CST Saturday, 03 March 2008 15:35:00 CDT travis.prue@gmail.com (Travis Prue) travis.prue@gmail.com (Travis Prue) Fact 2096: Saxton Hale is simply a force of nature like an earthquake or a tsunami, the difference is Saxton Hale is far more lethal. http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2096 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2096 Fact 2095: One time, Saxton Hale won the jackpot at every casino in Las Vegas. Thats how Fallout : Las Vegas was made. http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2095 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2095 Fact 2094: While Saxton Hale's chest hair allows him to speak klingon just by flexing his muscles http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2094 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2094 Fact 2093: Saxton Hale doesn't need to execrise his muscles are so afraid of him they build themselves. http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2093 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2093 Fact 2092: Saxton Hale's taunt consists of him flexing. Everyone who has the (mis)fortune to see it immediately has their face melted off like when the Nazis opened the Ark. Except it leaves a huge crater http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2092 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2092 Fact 2091: Saxton Hale Knows what "suck the heads" means. (It ain't nothin' bad, it's about eating.) http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2091 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2091 Fact 2090: Saxton Hale is allowed to mic spam. http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2090 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2090 Fact 2089: Saxton Hale made the Scout build his own damn Dispenser. Then beat him with it. http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2089 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2089 Fact 2088: Saxton Hale can get 100% in any video game by drinking a Red Bull. http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2088 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2088 Fact 2087: Young boys immediatley spring into full-blown puberty at the sight of Saxton Hale's pure, unadulterated Australianess. http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2087 http://saxtonhalefacts.net?act=showfact2087